Hey! Bigots! When you die, I’m totally eating your carcass!
It’s the 21st century, and we still have to deal with sex and gender prejudice? Bullshit! I’ll cave your face in, Prejudice!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been hanging out with my bitches chomping on some sweet carrion, when some stupid-ass lion tries to tell me some stupid-ass sexist joke, like we’re high-fiving over brewskis. Hey, Lion! This is a clit, you hick! I may have more testosterone in my fused vulva than you have in your entire dumb face, but this ain't man-meat! Babies shoot out of this thing like I don’t even know. I shot one out this morning when I was beating your brother and your Mom up.
Just eff-why-eye, hyena bitches don’t take that shit, and we will burn your house down. We crap babies out through a one-inch diameter fake shlong. The only thing more badass than that is setting a unicorn on fire and then skateboarding off some badass helicopter while shooting Uzis off and shit. Your mind can’t even comprehend how intense we are. I will climb straight into your dreams and drop some judo on your god damn face.
I know you dudes are used to pushing your bitches around, but you better piss your pretty-boy clown pants if you think that flies with us. We use these Pringles cans for dickin’, too, and you better ask permission before you even try to get your sick-ass freak on. Our junk is like a freaking Rubix cube, and we’re the ones matching up colors on your punk-ass. Want your mind blown? How about this: to even get your pathetic pinky finger up in this milk shake, you gotta do a French toilet-squat behind us, and then bend your tootsie roll up and backwards to get that thing in the honey jar. And we might tear your face off anyway, too. We don’t give a shit.
So guess what? Can’t wrap your head around a lady who’s bigger than you, stronger than you, gets her junk done when she wants it and how she wants, and clowns you like nobody’s business? BAM. Hyena females are tagging your neighborhood up, and if you don’t watch your sexist attitude, we’ll hike a shorty hyena up your peehole.
Sincerely,
Hyena Female
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